Merry Christmas!

Hi everyone first of all can I say Merry Christmas.

  Sorry about not talking much i've been a bit busy (Christmas shopping)

  So things have been pretty exciting recently I mean mainly the fact there is a massive Ugly naked chicken. Mam has cooked it today and i've had the giblets. I can't wait. I don't know what i've got for christmas but I don't mind as long as I get some Turkey.

  I can't wait for tommorow it will be great I mean Grandma and Granda coming round and stuff. The only thing I'm nervous about is REINDEER i mean their suppost to be big and they might think im a baby and abduct me.

  Merry Christmas and I'll tell you about my Christmas soon

     BORIS

Fire bons

At last, things seemed to be perfect!!  I got a bed in Georgia's room, a big fluffy clouf (cloud)and a pillow in Jamie's room.                 
           Then...disaster! War broke out, bombs everywhere & explosions in the sky. Dad said something about fire-bon night but I'm not stufid and it's been more than a night. At last walk time I have to hide or run away upstairs. 
           Saturday was SO awful-major fighting and bombing. I was panting, dribbling, shaking and Just when it could get no worse....it did! Mam thought it would be a good idea to wrap a scarf around my ears so I couldn't hear the bombs. (DUR! sensitive ears can hear through wool) I just shook, driffled, panted and looked like a prize doofus! Thanks mam!

                              
At about 9:30pm i sang a song to my family, it was meant to take my mind off things but they laughed and made a joke of me going on x factor!


Here is my song,
happy fire-bon night!!!


Baby i'm a firework
make uz gan geet berserk
you make me pant and froth
like a geet big sloth


up and down stair all night 
these fireworks are ...


scarf wraffed round my lugs
look like a total mug !!!




                               WOOF! 

My toe nail

Recently mam decided to cut my nails. To be honest although it says in books that greyhounds *scream* when nail clippers are brought near them well i don't do that. I just obediently just lie there and get on with it, everyone thinks it is because I am so clever but really i just can't be bothered to fight back.Anyway i was doing well and then all of a sudden there was blood EVERYWHERE and my claw hurt. turns out mam had cut something called my *quick*
  So after alot of panicking mam looked in a book and it said to put cornflour on. Georgia and Jamie ran through with it in a bowl and mam dipped my paw in it from, she took my paw out and held it for 5 mins as in the book it says to leave it for 5 minutes and if it still bleeding call the vet. Well after about 3 mins i decided i was bored so i would try and see what the cornflour tasted like so i put my nose in ready to try and then all of a sudden it was gone. I didn't know not to eat it did I. 


I am better now and my claw is growing


luv bozza

Holiday

The other week I went on Holiday to my Grandma and Granda's house while my family went to Rome for the week.


    The first night I was a bit nervous but i was fine and i just slept.


When i was there my tea was outside! - because the floor was slippy so I couldn't go in the kitchen.

Heres a random pic of me: in the garden!

Spinning!!!

The other day I was at the grass and I was walking along the grass when my leader got on the wrong side of me, then I got all confused and started spinning tangling myself in my leader! The more I span the more and more confused I got and I started panting and my tail was between my legs. After about 30 seconds mam said "boris stop" so I stopped and I stood while she unwrapped her 3 and a half times!


love BORIS ;)

SONG

Today I made a song here it is:


Chihuahua in the shower
collie with a brolie (umbrella)
sharpey playing the harpey (harp)
Pugs do not take drugs
greyhound on the grass
dashund in a bun.


I have a picsha but georgia lost the magic string (wire) so i will be up soon!


by bozzle

Fishes and Baby sitting

I have had a strange weekend. On saturday We got new fish, called Isaac. They are neon tetras and we have 10 of them. I quite like them.
        Today I had to babysit my brother and sister. I didn't do very well, I just slept AND  slept.


     Bye


   Boris




PS: I will put some pictures of the isaacs soon!

Sleep and digging

Hello,
Today I was sleeping on my back and I rolled back onto my side and my tongue hadn't flopped back in my mouth. Next thing I knew my picture was taken and going on the blog. So here it is:

AND every lunchtime when mum goes to work I dig at the carpet so she can't get in. Then she yells "BORIS" and I run to my bed while she relays the carpet. At this rate she will be able to fully lay a carpet in 2 weeks!


AND I had a shower and it was awful, here's why:

• It took me 20 minutes to get me upstairs because I was so excited.
• When I got in the bathroom I was so heavy that when mum picked me up she staggerd round a bit then through me in.
• I actually enjoyed the shower part!
• When it was time to take me out she dropped me on her foot with my front legs sprawled out everywhere, I glared at her!
• Then she hair dried me, it was so  bad she shut her bedroom door to trap me in.

When I was done I came downstairs to my bed and MY sister and her best friend had put on new Thomas the Tank engine duvet covers. I love Thomas  so this made it all ok.

  Boris

Neckerchief!!!

I gotta neckerchief!!!
It was £5 and that is a lota moneys!
Anyway here it is:

thanks for my neckerchief everyone!!!


Here's the link to it:http://www.petsathome.com/shop/wainwrights-dog-checked-scarf-54871 


PS: I know go to sleeps in the garden! Only when it is warm              though because the warm grass tickles my tummy!

Special Dinner

I had an amazing dinner today.
       It was...... Scrambled eggys,tiny bits of toast and doggy sausage.   It was yummy. Fank you mammy!
And this morning I got my Dew Claw stuck on the edge of my blancky.
And I cried!!!!!  Then I was told I was a good boy and got a blackpudding stick. all better.
   BORIS
         XXXXX

Cuddles

I decided to give Jamie my Big brother a big cuddle and then before I knew what was going on Georgia had taken 3 photos and told me the best would go on the blog.
Also I have been kissing Georgia ALOT recently but she loves it.

                   Our house is full of love!

Flappy T

my brother and sister put this no me
awsome or what!

me in a flappy T

My life at the minute

A while since I posted so I thought I'd better.
Guess what my Dad rides on something called a cycl biys bike.
It is big and black and looks like a monster. It is kinda frightning.


On friday night I did something mega exciting!
I went to the field to practice off the leader.
I was doing great and came back every time . Then something scary happend.
A bomb(i was later told it was a firework?)went off
I got really scared and ran across the busy road and home.


Stop paniking i am fine but it was scary! all ok
                            see ya soon








                              luff bozza

Sick

Today I was sick. I had just comed back from my walk to collect my brother and sister from school and i went to bed as usual and suddenly i felt very qu queezie queeusy sick so i got up to tell Googly eyees (mum)and didn't make it was sick right in the middle of the romm. googly told me it was because i made my tea go in my tummy too quick.  i am fine now so goodnight!

My comic strip

Look what my sister Georgia made for me!


adorable me!

Mental

Today was good, well better than yesturday. Yesturday was awful bcoz mum was huffink wif me becoz i accidentily did a poop in the hall. I didn't mean to do it or nofink it just happend but any way i had a big walk to skool and back and today i stoled mams cashmire cardigun agen. i frew it round and had fun then went to sleep. walkies soon so gotta go.

      look at my smile :)


    luffs from Boris

Kisses

 I kissed my sister Georgia twice this moring.
I got up and my mum didn't come downstairs first as usuall but Georgia and Jamie did. Georgia told me it was because she missed me lots and lots. When they were ready Georgia and Jamie came onto my living room and Georgia stroked me for ages then guess what, I gave her a mafis-(massive) kiss on the lips she loved it and we went to the kitchen to tell mum. When we came back in the livink room i kissed her again on the Arm this time!   This is my mornin so far and i still need to go on my walk and after then i will speek to you soon
Luffs you from Bozlet

                            Nite Nite

Hi boz here!

Ma sista Georgia is no eer soh i is dooin vis all ba maself. i fink ve buttonz r workin but me cow is cyin coz i is standin in im. ee is alled cringle becoz i got im for chrimas

                         ma cow!

Look at me upside down

Ha Ha look! I am upside down I look like am doing karate!

                         Karate chop!

My Girlfriend and stairs

I have got a girlfriend called barley. She is black with a little white bit on the end of her tail. She is little and is 7. But guess what she dosen't know how to do the stairs! I know how to do stairs and all that. One thing I don't know how to get on the sofa. How do you do it? the thought scares me... 

Hi!!!

Hi my name is Boris and I am a Greyhound on a mission to make the greyhounds well known and loved through my blog! I live in England and come from Greyhound Rescue North East. I arrived in my forever home on the 15th of october 2010. My birthday is on the 17th January and I have just turned 6! I am an ex-racer and was in kennels for 2 years before I got my home.

                       
                      me chillin' on my bed.